First Timers/First Impressions
'Something painful, something real'
Guy: Hey...
Girl: Hi
Guy: I'm sorry, you know, I saw you from across the room and I just had to come and say something
Girl: 'Hey' was the best you could come up with?
Guy: Under the circumstances... yeah.. wait let me rephrase that; what brings you here today?
Girl: Boredom mostly..
Guy: I find that hard to believe.. a beautiful woman like yourself with nothing to do on a Saturday night
Girl: Oh? but I am doing something; having this swell conversation with a total stranger
Guy: Isn't that how people usually meet?
Girl: So this is a meeting now? I thought this was just a pick-up!
Guy: Wow... I don't know what gave you that impression..?
Girl: Seriously now?!
Guy: Well somebody's in a bad mood..
Girl: Now we're passed the "meeting" phase and onto the "assuming to know one another" phase?
Guy: Damn you're quite difficult..
Girl: If you're going to keep making judgements, try to intrigue me at least
Guy: Are you always this challenging to talk to, or did I catch you in a bad time?
Girl: You think this is challenging?
Guy: Hostile almost..
Girl: *laughs* Well if you can't stand the heat, you can leave
Guy: You're really enjoying this, aren't you?
Girl: I can do without
Guy: I gotta say... you're a real pain..
Girl: As opposed to a "fake" one?
Guy: Are you deliberately this enigmatic?
Girl: Are you deliberately this nosey?
Guy: When I want to get to know someone.. yes I am.
Girl: An advice for the future; next time you want to "get to know" someone stop assuming to know them and actually get to know them
Guy: If they're not giving me much to work with, then assuming is all I've got going for me
Girl: Wrong, this whole notion is wrong
Guy: Why don't you correct me then?
Girl: I'm not your little experiment
Guy: Ouch! there you go again with that pain
Girl: Reality pains..
Guy: You're pretty real I must say..
Girl: Aren't we all for the most part?
Guy: I would assume so.. yeah *winks*
Girl: Charming man
Guy: Sarcastic woman
Girl: Thats a way to attract a lady, aye?!
Guy: *laughs* Oh I know I got no shot at this, I properly missed my chance with that first Hey
Girl: It's all about that confidence
Guy: Honestly answer me this; how is a man supposed to approach you? I'm asking for a friend..
Girl: In that case, that friend should be the one asking me the question
Guy: Wonderful... I got nothing
Girl: You got something..
Guy: Something real?
Girl: And painful
-The end-
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