Break Ups: #1
Girl: I think we should be friends
Guy: *laughs* Oh is that so?!
Girl: See? this is exactly what I mean when I say you don't take anything I say seriously!
Guy: Yeah, because what you're saying is bullshit
Girl: Why do you have to be 'so you' all the time?
Guy: That 'other me' is unfortunately taken today
Girl: God! you make me so angry sometimes; I can't do this anymore
Guy: You don't have to do a thing, babe. Its not like you ever did
Girl: What does that supposed to mean?!
Guy: Exactly what you think it means
Girl: Why do you always have to be so horrible?
Guy: I just say it how it is
Girl: So I guess this is a massive Piss Off to being friends then
Guy: Why do you want to be friends, if I'm so horrible?
Girl: I don't want to lose you from my life
Guy: Do you actually hear yourself when you talk?!
Girl: I'm being honest with you
Guy: No, you're not. You're being scared
Girl: What if I am?
Guy: That's not my problem anymore
Girl: It never was
Guy: Now you're just being a liar
Girl: Did you ever care, honestly?
Guy: If I didn't, I wouldn't be sitting here right now getting dumped
Girl: I never wanted for it to end this way
Guy: I know
Girl: Well, isn't there anything you want to say?
Guy: No use in saying anything now
Girl: There never was any use to anything with you
Guy: *laughs* Never stop being 'so you' all the time
Girl: *laughs* I'll keep that in mind for the next time
Guy: You should
Girl: If theres any chance we can work it out...
Guy: Theres nothing to work out, its over
Girl: *giggles* I thought I was the one doing the break up
Guy: Oh right! well, continue, its not you its me, coming up next?
Girl: Stop stealing my lines!
Guy: But I'm so horrible, how can I not?
Girl: *laughs* I guess I should wrap this up before the table turn again
Guy: Yeah you really should
Girl: Well, good luck and have a great life, asshole
Guy: *laughs* Cheers
'So you all the time'
Girl: I think we should be friends
Guy: *laughs* Oh is that so?!
Girl: See? this is exactly what I mean when I say you don't take anything I say seriously!
Guy: Yeah, because what you're saying is bullshit
Girl: Why do you have to be 'so you' all the time?
Guy: That 'other me' is unfortunately taken today
Girl: God! you make me so angry sometimes; I can't do this anymore
Guy: You don't have to do a thing, babe. Its not like you ever did
Girl: What does that supposed to mean?!
Guy: Exactly what you think it means
Girl: Why do you always have to be so horrible?
Guy: I just say it how it is
Girl: So I guess this is a massive Piss Off to being friends then
Guy: Why do you want to be friends, if I'm so horrible?
Girl: I don't want to lose you from my life
Guy: Do you actually hear yourself when you talk?!
Girl: I'm being honest with you
Guy: No, you're not. You're being scared
Girl: What if I am?
Guy: That's not my problem anymore
Girl: It never was
Guy: Now you're just being a liar
Girl: Did you ever care, honestly?
Guy: If I didn't, I wouldn't be sitting here right now getting dumped
Girl: I never wanted for it to end this way
Guy: I know
Girl: Well, isn't there anything you want to say?
Guy: No use in saying anything now
Girl: There never was any use to anything with you
Guy: *laughs* Never stop being 'so you' all the time
Girl: *laughs* I'll keep that in mind for the next time
Guy: You should
Girl: If theres any chance we can work it out...
Guy: Theres nothing to work out, its over
Girl: *giggles* I thought I was the one doing the break up
Guy: Oh right! well, continue, its not you its me, coming up next?
Girl: Stop stealing my lines!
Guy: But I'm so horrible, how can I not?
Girl: *laughs* I guess I should wrap this up before the table turn again
Guy: Yeah you really should
Girl: Well, good luck and have a great life, asshole
Guy: *laughs* Cheers
-The end-
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