Awkward Encounter
'Screw you!'
Guy: Fancy meeting you here
Girl: *inside voice: oh shit!* Hi
Guy: That's it?! Don't I get a hug at least?
Girl: I'm constipated, I'd rather not aggravate my tolerance
Guy: Wow, I see you haven't changed much
Girl: Neither have you, isn't that just wonderful?
Guy: Can we be adults about this?
Girl: About what exactly?
Guy: I'd like to apologise
Girl: Again?
Guy: So you do get my messages?
Girl: Yeah
Guy: How come you never hit me back?
Girl: Never quite felt like it
Guy: Wow, well, I want to... I'd like to make it right between us
Girl: And I'd like a tree made out of money, but I'm pretty sure thats impossible
Guy: I don't want you to hate me forever
Girl: You should've thought of that earlier
Guy: How many times do I need to say 'Im sorry'?
Girl: How many times is 'not enough'?
Guy: Can we at least establish a common ground?
Girl: Of course, but in an after life, if you deserve to have one
Guy: Damn ma
Girl: So, are we done?
Guy: You know what, screw you!
Girl: Now we're getting somewhere
Guy: Who'll tolerate this?! This is bullshit
Girl: I...
Guy: I've put up with a lot yo! One mistake and I'm cut like that, damn
Girl: I hear you
Guy: Aha?
Girl: But I don't care
Guy: Screw you!
Girl: Ok boo
Guy: This... This won't happen again
Girl: Fine by me
Guy: You'll regret this
Girl: Sure I will
*awkward silence*
Guy: Screw you, yo!
-The end-
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